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Noah in Germany at the present time
God said to Noah: "Noah, build an ark of cedar: 300 cubits long, 50 cubits wide and 30 cubits high. I will bring a flood upon the earth. People have to learn anything. But you go with your wife, your sons and their wives into the ark and take two with all animals, each one male and one female-Chen. In six . Months, I will send the big rain "
Noah moaned: 40 days of rain and 150 days was obedient uncomfortable on the water with all the annoying animals on board, and without television, but Noah and promised! to do everything exactly as God had commanded him. After six months, subject to dark clouds and it started to rain. Noah was sitting in his front yard and cried because there was no ark. "Noah," shouted the Lord, "Noah, where is the Ark?" Noah looked up to heaven and said, "Lord, have mercy on me" - God asked him, "Where is the Ark of Noah?
dried Because Noah his tears and said, "Lord, what have you done to me The first thing I asked the county a building permit, the first thought I wanted to build an extravagant Aubert did not come with the failed design?.. rightly, for a ship they would not believe. Even your dimensions creates confusion because no one knows how long is a cubit. So my architect had to design a new plan. The building permit was initially rejected me because a yard in a residential area planning law inadmissible. After I had finally found a suitable commercial land, there were only problems.
At the moment, as the question of whether the ark fire resistant doors, a sprinkler system and a water tank required. After a suggestion, I would have in an emergency fire water around enough, thought the officials, I wanted to make fun of them. When I told them the water would have in large quantities, and indeed much more than I needed to delete, taught me that a visit to a doctor from the state hospital. He asked me what a ship on dry land, away from any water body should.
The district government then informed me by telephone, I could like to build a ship, but would even see how it would be the next major river. Then called me nor any other officials in this agency, who told me that they are now a customer-focused service company and therefore he wanted me to point out that I could to the EU in Brussels to apply for a shipyard aid, but would have to request eight times be filed in the three official languages.
is now the Administrative Court a preliminary legal proceedings pending, my neighbor, who runs a wholesale business for animal feed. Keeps the project for a big publicity stunt - my ship was only designed to, give him to alienate customers. I told him twice already that I want to sell anything. But he heard me do not, and the Administrative Court also appears to have much time.
The search for the cedar I've set. Lebanese cedar should not be introduced. When I wanted to raise so here in the forest timber, I was cutting down trees - having regard to the country's forest law - refused. damaging to the ecosystem and the climate. I also should demonstrate until a replacement planting. My objection, it will soon be no more intact nature and the planting of trees elsewhere is therefore pointless, brought me a short stay in the clinic.
The hired carpenters promised me last, provide for the necessary wood itself. But once they chose a works council. He wanted to negotiate with me first to a collective agreement for timber ship in the rural areas without water contact. Because we were not unanimous, there was a strike vote and strike. - Lord, you know actually what tradesmen call today? How should I pay?
Because time was short, I was beginning to once again to collect animals. In the beginning was still quite good, especially the two ants are still doing well. But after I convinced two tigers and two sheep from the necessity of their common and peaceful stay with me be reported to the local SPCA and artwidrige the alleged attitude. And my neighbors also complain again, because he opened a "zoo" considers bad for business.
Lord, you actually realize that I need for the European livestock regulation a permit? - I'm already on page 22 of the form at the moment and ponder what should I specify as the transport target.
Did you know that as Antlered animals during the breeding season in general may not be transported? And Deer are constantly on Schnakseln, Princess Gloria would like to say - even the common elk and the ox, think of anything else, especially the southern ! Lord did you know that? - By the way, where did you actually the Callipepia caliconica - you know, the quail-crested and Lethamus Discolor hidden? Swallow the parakeet I've not been able to find.
you is of course aware that I am the 43 provisions of the Internal Market Animal Protection Ordinance in the transport of the rabbit must be strictly observed. My lawyers are currently investigating whether these rules apply to rabbits.
the way, if you could set it to declare the ark as foreign-flaggiges ship that resides only in the German territorial sea, I would get the approval much easier. You could but once you try for me! An environmental protectors of Greenpeace told me that I do not dispose of manure, urine, faeces and manure in the water allowed.
referee How do you Think of it anyway? - has two weeks ago, the High Command of the Navy in reported to me and asked me for a future map of the flooded areas. I sent them a blue-painted globe. And ten days ago came the tax police, the suspect, I prepare my tax evasion.
I will not continue lord, I'm desperate! Should I not take but rather with my lawyer on the ark? "
Noah began again to Crying. As the rain stopped, the sky cleared and the sun shone again. And there was a beautiful, big rainbow. Noah looked up and smiled. "Lord, you will destroy the earth not?" -
the Lord said, "Therefore I care not now you've convinced me: this provides your management alone."
(The original source is not known to me.)
